Just because I spend my days, and sometimes my nights, tracking down degenerates, doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a bit of humor once in a while.
So sue me, I picked one with an important message.
Here are a few tips from a group of kids. I asked them, “How do you stay safe?”
- Stay in a corner
- Hide in a closet
- Look before you walk
- Stay away from shifty-eyed people
- Bad guys always wear black, except Zorro
The next time you’re out, challenge yourself to get a baseline for the space you enter, and see if you can determine how many people are in the area, the number of exits (without going through a window,) and identify any anomalies (things you wouldn’t expect to happen in that space – like a bear doing the moonwalk.)
Go train.
